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Humorous Ideas for Custom Lettering

[ Price] Never trust a skinny cook.
[ Price] Women must work twice as hard as men in order to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
[ Price] A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
[ Price] Never eat more than you can lift
[ Price] Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
[ Price] No man has been shot while doing the dishes.
[ Price] A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
[ Price] Crafts Are Cheaper Than Therapy
[ Price] I try to lose weight, but it keeps finding me
[ Price] A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do
[ Price] Lord, help me be the person my dog thinks I am!
[ Price] Lord help me be the person my cat thinks I am!
[ Price] I know God won't give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he wouldn't trust me so much.   Mother Teresa
[ Price] If you met my family, you would understand.
[ Price] Dear Lord, if you can't make me skinny, please make my friends fat
[ Price] Many people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
[ Price] I'm too busy to be organized.